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Nefertiti's cock
I don't know the exact size of Nefertiti's cock, but I do know that it's sooooo big that:
...her cockhead has only seen her balls in photos.
...she could wear it as a necktie if she weren't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing herself.
...a homeless family lives underneath it.
...every time she gets a hard-on, she causes a solar eclipse.
...it violates seventeen zoning laws.
...when she gets a boner her eyebrows disappear.
...she had to build a ramp and make it handicap-accessible.
...she entered it in a “Big Dick” contest and won first, second, and third prize.
...Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
...it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack her off.
...King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next re-make.
...she has to check it as luggage when she flys.
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